Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”
The funny thing about introverts is once they feel comfortable with you, they can be the funniest, most enjoyable people to be around. It’s like a secret they feel comfortable sharing with you. Except, the secret is their personality.
how come robert pattinson can be a fucking miserable bastard (and look like a bug) but kristen stewart dares to have a neutral resting face and suddenly she is a miserable bitch who has no personality and needs to smile oh wait i know why