Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”
the two most important people of my life just went away like 10 minutes ago and i don’t know how i can still breathe
i don’t know how this house can still stand without them here
i don’t understand how this city will keep going without them here
and i have not yet figured out how i’m supposed to live without them here
The funny thing about introverts is once they feel comfortable with you, they can be the funniest, most enjoyable people to be around. It’s like a secret they feel comfortable sharing with you. Except, the secret is their personality.
i want this for christmas
for one of my best friends who is more badass then any of these wonderful ladies combined.
this is some motherfuckin evangelion type shit right here
Some of the 14 Spectacular Basalt Formations assembled for a beautiful and informative gallery by The World Geography.
I thought this was going to be about Minecraft.
You know all those wonderful Conservative parents who proceed to abandon, kick out, or cut off their children for any reason (including, but not limited to a child’s sexuality)?
Well here we go:
“But if anyone does not provide for his own, and especially for those of his household, he has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever.”
1 Timothy 5:8 (NKJV)
Wasn’t it January like 5 minutes ago?
I swear it was
Last time i checked it was 2011??
I fell asleep in 2007 and I woke up now it’s 2013
Wait the 90’s are over???
Hold up, the Spice Girls broke up!?
when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”
This semi-precious stone is fascinating. A rare opal, sprouting in a piece of petrified wood.
Let me seduce you with my extensive knowledge of fictional universes